Advances in East Korean Agriculture stuns the world! - Giant Corn!

The Great Leader of East Korea is always concerned with the wellbeing of the citizens of the Great Nation of East Korea and the World.

In a case of unselfish sacrifice Our Great Leader, GeoffP, put his scientific mind to work on the advancement of East Korean agricultural techniques. After 10 years of contemplation he ordered to mix polonium with fertilizer.

The magnificent results astounded the world and the scientific community. Corn as tall as a tree, with a single ear of corn capable of feeding an entire family for a week.

In one brilliant move the Great Leader of East Korea has eradicated World Hunger, were it not for the disgusting fact that imperialist powers keen on greed and corruption prevent food exports from East Korea to West Dakota and other malnourished regions of the third world.









giant corn inspired by the actions of our Great Leader

East Korea and Science

East Korea and Science have long been synonymous with each other. Where there was science there was East Korea, where there was East Korea, there was science.

All important scientific discoveries were done in East Korea, although many of these were stolen by European and American researchers.

The most dramatic example of scientific robbery was the Atomic bomb, or East Korean Great Fire of Destruction as it was originally called. The atom bomb was invented by East Korean scientists in 1834 many years before it was stolen by the Imperialist Americans.

The Atom Bomb was originally used in East Korea as a way to plow fields. The Great Leader of East Korea in his wisdom wanted his people to concentrate on worshiping him instead of working the fields and hence bombs have been used since eternity to plow fields. Since the Great Leader thinks on a metalevel he ordered the inventing of the atom bomb in 1832 which lead to the first functional atom bomb in 1834. It was used to plow the fields south of GeoffP City with great success. The produce that came from the fields was exceptionally large and gave light during the night. People started using it as a alternative light source.

Ever since this wonderful day the East Koreans have been using atom bombs to grow larger harvests and cure hunger in the world.