East Korea and Science

East Korea and Science have long been synonymous with each other. Where there was science there was East Korea, where there was East Korea, there was science.

All important scientific discoveries were done in East Korea, although many of these were stolen by European and American researchers.

The most dramatic example of scientific robbery was the Atomic bomb, or East Korean Great Fire of Destruction as it was originally called. The atom bomb was invented by East Korean scientists in 1834 many years before it was stolen by the Imperialist Americans.

The Atom Bomb was originally used in East Korea as a way to plow fields. The Great Leader of East Korea in his wisdom wanted his people to concentrate on worshiping him instead of working the fields and hence bombs have been used since eternity to plow fields. Since the Great Leader thinks on a metalevel he ordered the inventing of the atom bomb in 1832 which lead to the first functional atom bomb in 1834. It was used to plow the fields south of GeoffP City with great success. The produce that came from the fields was exceptionally large and gave light during the night. People started using it as a alternative light source.

Ever since this wonderful day the East Koreans have been using atom bombs to grow larger harvests and cure hunger in the world.

The Historic origins of the people of East Korea

East Korea as the Birthplace of Modern man

When the Dutch Researcher Gerhard Van den Broek was digging in a cave in the south of East Korea he found an incomplete skeleton. He thought he had discovered a missing link between the large primates and the human species. This discovery went unnoticed due to the political denial of existence of East Korea.

Van den Broek died a lonely and bitter death in a brothel in Calcutta, where he spend his last years after his research had been rejected by the Academy of Sciences and the World.

The spectacular fossils were rediscovered in a drawer of the Natural History museum in Harderwijk. Modern researchers reinterpreted the remains as the first example of modern man, pushing the out of Asia theory back into the spotlight.

East Korea was the birthplace of modern man.

East Korea and democracy
East Korea did not only put the human species on the map, it was also the first nation that operated by the democratic principle, some 1300 years before democracy was reinvented in Ancient Greece. Some scholars might have said that the Ancient Greek stole democracy from the East Koreans.

The East Korean democracy operated on a simple principle. Whenever a decision needed to be made on an important issue all the people of East Korea gathered in a huge pit that could accommodate all.

Democracy ended in East Korea when a meeting was called during the rain season. A river broke through its banks and flooded the pit of democracy killing everybody except one woman.

This woman was known simply as Arba. She was impregnated by a sailor passing by and had twins. A boy and a girl. They would later marry and give rise to the new people of East Korea.

Interestingly, Arba is pronounced as Alba in East Korean. And it is thought that people with the last name of Alba, for instance Jessica Alba, could in theory be prodigy of the original founder of the East Korean people, a woman simply known as Arba.

Needless to say, this smart woman abolished the principles of democracy and installed herself as the very first Great Leader of East Korea, which would result in a line of many Great Leaders which all brought prosperity and happiness to East Korea.