Giant East Korean Chicken Feeds the World

In a stunning blow to world hunger, the Great Leader of East Korea has worked secretly on a project to end World Hunger. He initiated a secret breeding program to create a new breed of Giant Chicken.

In only 20 years the chickens have grown enormously. When asked for the secret of his success, the Minister of Misinformation proudly announced that East Korean scientists managed to extract dinosaur DNA from fossil bones and that they skillfully managed to insert this DNA into the Chicken genome causing phenomenal growth rates.

The chickens are kept behind massive concrete walls and fed giant corn.

One Giant East Korean chicken provides enough chicken to provide for the daily chicken need of Luxembourg, or one obese American family.



East Korean Giant Chickens and the proud chicken keeper.