Giant East Korean Chicken Feeds the World

In a stunning blow to world hunger, the Great Leader of East Korea has worked secretly on a project to end World Hunger. He initiated a secret breeding program to create a new breed of Giant Chicken.

In only 20 years the chickens have grown enormously. When asked for the secret of his success, the Minister of Misinformation proudly announced that East Korean scientists managed to extract dinosaur DNA from fossil bones and that they skillfully managed to insert this DNA into the Chicken genome causing phenomenal growth rates.

The chickens are kept behind massive concrete walls and fed giant corn.

One Giant East Korean chicken provides enough chicken to provide for the daily chicken need of Luxembourg, or one obese American family.



East Korean Giant Chickens and the proud chicken keeper.

Advances in East Korean Agriculture stuns the world! - Giant Corn!

The Great Leader of East Korea is always concerned with the wellbeing of the citizens of the Great Nation of East Korea and the World.

In a case of unselfish sacrifice Our Great Leader, GeoffP, put his scientific mind to work on the advancement of East Korean agricultural techniques. After 10 years of contemplation he ordered to mix polonium with fertilizer.

The magnificent results astounded the world and the scientific community. Corn as tall as a tree, with a single ear of corn capable of feeding an entire family for a week.

In one brilliant move the Great Leader of East Korea has eradicated World Hunger, were it not for the disgusting fact that imperialist powers keen on greed and corruption prevent food exports from East Korea to West Dakota and other malnourished regions of the third world.









giant corn inspired by the actions of our Great Leader