Life of Lab animals

We do not have Lab animals in East Korea. We use humans.

I liked the following site anyway.

Life of Lab animals

Many fingers make light work

Many of us know the saying "many hands make light work", and the Great Leader of East Korea was intrigued by this concept. He thought about this concept for many days till one day the chamber maid heard him cry "EUREKA!"

The great Leader of East Korea called a meeting of his top scientists and explained to him what he needed. The Scientist ran back to their labs and started their experimental work on newborn babies immediately. Soon they came back with rich reports on their progress and the Great Leader saw that all was well.

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The Great Leader of East Korea had ordered the superior scientists of East Korea to create a generation of East Koreans that could work harder and faster than before. The Great Leader told them:

"Many hands make light work, but many hands have many mouths to feed. Let us create many fingers instead, and pave the way towards progress with a generation that can create plastic junk toys faster than ever before with a dexterity usually reserved for master musicians"

And so it happened.

Nuclear Mining

East Korea has always been on the forefront of applied nuclear science thanks to the personal interest of the Great Leader in this matter.



In an attempt to enrich the mineral deposits of East Korea, the brave rocket scientists of East Korea have build the largest space rocket so far in existence. It was loaded up with the largest nuclear bomb ever constructed.

The Great Leader of East Korea was given the honour to push red launching button and the Great Patriotic Rocket was launched to the moon.

There is was detonated at a precise location hurling precious moon rocks into space. East Korean space rock scientists have calculated that they will hit Earth's atmosphere in precisely 39 days and the bigger rocks will land exactly in the Middle of East Korea.

Here the riches of the moon will be harvested with hardly any effort.

Giant East Korean Chicken Feeds the World

In a stunning blow to world hunger, the Great Leader of East Korea has worked secretly on a project to end World Hunger. He initiated a secret breeding program to create a new breed of Giant Chicken.

In only 20 years the chickens have grown enormously. When asked for the secret of his success, the Minister of Misinformation proudly announced that East Korean scientists managed to extract dinosaur DNA from fossil bones and that they skillfully managed to insert this DNA into the Chicken genome causing phenomenal growth rates.

The chickens are kept behind massive concrete walls and fed giant corn.

One Giant East Korean chicken provides enough chicken to provide for the daily chicken need of Luxembourg, or one obese American family.



East Korean Giant Chickens and the proud chicken keeper.

Advances in East Korean Agriculture stuns the world! - Giant Corn!

The Great Leader of East Korea is always concerned with the wellbeing of the citizens of the Great Nation of East Korea and the World.

In a case of unselfish sacrifice Our Great Leader, GeoffP, put his scientific mind to work on the advancement of East Korean agricultural techniques. After 10 years of contemplation he ordered to mix polonium with fertilizer.

The magnificent results astounded the world and the scientific community. Corn as tall as a tree, with a single ear of corn capable of feeding an entire family for a week.

In one brilliant move the Great Leader of East Korea has eradicated World Hunger, were it not for the disgusting fact that imperialist powers keen on greed and corruption prevent food exports from East Korea to West Dakota and other malnourished regions of the third world.









giant corn inspired by the actions of our Great Leader

The Future of Fishing!

The fishing industry of East Korea is famous throughout the world. This is not only due to the heroism of the brave East Korean Fishermen but also the scientific approach to fishing taken by the Ministry of Fishery and Prostitution.

A new innovation is sweeping the ocean currents of East Korea. Mighty East Korean Navy War ships thunder through the sea throwing depth charges into the water, raising might plumes of water filled with a bounty of fresh fish.

Small boats filled with workers from re-education camps follow in the footsteps of the mighty steamers and collect the bounty of the sea to be sold at the markets of GeoffP city.

Child monitoring in East Korea

Child monitoring is serious business in East Korea. The development of all girls in East Korea is strictly monitored and compared to the developmental chart of Jessica Alba. When a promising candidate is found she is isolated and put in a special school for re-education where the potential Jessica Alba look-a-likes are trained to be like Jessica Alba and to love the Great Leader of East Korea, GeoffP.

Only the best Jessica Albas end up in GeoffP's Harem.