On the red list of Threatened species of 2007 the East Koreans rank no.1.
'
Decades of nuclear plowing have diminished fertility rates', a scientist said.
The spokesperson for the minister of Misinformation of
East Korea vehemently denies these imperialist lies and correctly showed that nuclear plowing has made the people of East Korea fat and satisfied.
The Great Leader of
East Korea was not amused by the vicious attack of Western imperialist researchers who were '
paid by capitalist agitators to do the bidding of corporate pigs'.
The Minister of Misinformation was proud to announce that a Glorious program was initiated called '
Fight the imperialist Pigs by making Sweet love' in order to raise the birth rate although the Minister assured us that this program was unrelated to the plunging fertility rates.
The Great Leader of
East Korea led by example as he married 45 more wives yesterday and satisfied them all twice over.
