Tuesday 20 November 2007

Many fingers make light work

Many of us know the saying "many hands make light work", and the Great Leader of East Korea was intrigued by this concept. He thought about this concept for many days till one day the chamber maid heard him cry "EUREKA!"

The great Leader of East Korea called a meeting of his top scientists and explained to him what he needed. The Scientist ran back to their labs and started their experimental work on newborn babies immediately. Soon they came back with rich reports on their progress and the Great Leader saw that all was well.

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The Great Leader of East Korea had ordered the superior scientists of East Korea to create a generation of East Koreans that could work harder and faster than before. The Great Leader told them:

"Many hands make light work, but many hands have many mouths to feed. Let us create many fingers instead, and pave the way towards progress with a generation that can create plastic junk toys faster than ever before with a dexterity usually reserved for master musicians"

And so it happened.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Brilliant.


Signed,

The Great Leader

Anonymous said...

You're insane!

Funny. But insane.

And you have way too much time on your hands.