Monday 5 November 2007

Advances in East Korean Agriculture stuns the world! - Giant Corn!

The Great Leader of East Korea is always concerned with the wellbeing of the citizens of the Great Nation of East Korea and the World.

In a case of unselfish sacrifice Our Great Leader, GeoffP, put his scientific mind to work on the advancement of East Korean agricultural techniques. After 10 years of contemplation he ordered to mix polonium with fertilizer.

The magnificent results astounded the world and the scientific community. Corn as tall as a tree, with a single ear of corn capable of feeding an entire family for a week.

In one brilliant move the Great Leader of East Korea has eradicated World Hunger, were it not for the disgusting fact that imperialist powers keen on greed and corruption prevent food exports from East Korea to West Dakota and other malnourished regions of the third world.









giant corn inspired by the actions of our Great Leader

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Shouldn't that be WEST Dakota?

GeoffP
Great Leader

Daily East Korea said...

I can't argue with the Great Leader. Changed it.

my humble apologies.