Interviewer (INT): Hello, I am from abroad, from far away and I wish to ask you some question about the Great Nation of East Korea!
Old Lady (OL): GeoffP is the Greatest Leader in the world!
INT: What is it like living in East Korea?
OL: It is better than living in Heaven because East Korea is the Greatest Country in the world.
INT: Could you give some more specific examples of why East Korea is great?
OL: Everything is East Korea is Great! Thanks to the Great Leader of East Korea!
INT: I hear it rains a lot in East Korea?
OL: Vicious imperialist lies. The weather of East Korea is the Greatest Weather in the World!
INT: Is it true that the people are often hungry?
OL: Yes, We are hungry for the Wisdom of the Great Leader. May he be Generous and enlighten us.
INT: Who is this rough-looking man behind you btw?
OL: There is nobody behind me.
INT: That suspicious looking man that is listening in on our conversation.
OL: You must have hit your head on your way to East Korea because there is nobody there.
INT: THERE..THAT MAN (grabs suspicious man by coat).
OL: Oh, that man. He is a member of the Great Organization For Ideological Control.
INT: what's that?
OL: It's an organization of people who like helping old ladies cross the street.
INT: thank you very much for this enlightening interview.
OL: I thank the Great Leader of East Korea for providing me with everything.
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Saturday, 1 September 2007
Friday, 31 August 2007
GeoffP City
The capital of East Korea is GeoffP City. It is named after the Great Leader of East Korea, GeoffP.
It is truly a marvelous city worthy of a Great Leader.
GeoffP City is known as the city with the least handicapped people in the world. This is mainly because of a huge Heroic facility for the Disposal of handicapped people just North of the city where handicapped people meet their maker. On a daily basis teams of dedicated Handicapped people hunters scour the streets in search of the blind, the deaf, the crippled and the people of limited mental capability. It would be an insult to The Great Leader to live among handicapped people.
The dead handicapped people are processed that the Great Incinerator just east of GeoffP city, often leading to the formation of gargantuan columns of black smoke east of GeoffP City eradicating the need for a compass in GeoffP City.
The wide boulevards without any traffic all leading to the Residence of the Great Leader, the Presidential Palace make it a pleasant city to take a stroll in.
A major tourist attraction and central focal point is the Presidential Palace.
The presidential palace and an Imperial Guard.
It is widely known as the biggest Presidential Palace in the world.
It is truly a marvelous city worthy of a Great Leader.
GeoffP City is known as the city with the least handicapped people in the world. This is mainly because of a huge Heroic facility for the Disposal of handicapped people just North of the city where handicapped people meet their maker. On a daily basis teams of dedicated Handicapped people hunters scour the streets in search of the blind, the deaf, the crippled and the people of limited mental capability. It would be an insult to The Great Leader to live among handicapped people.
The dead handicapped people are processed that the Great Incinerator just east of GeoffP city, often leading to the formation of gargantuan columns of black smoke east of GeoffP City eradicating the need for a compass in GeoffP City.
The wide boulevards without any traffic all leading to the Residence of the Great Leader, the Presidential Palace make it a pleasant city to take a stroll in.
A major tourist attraction and central focal point is the Presidential Palace.
The presidential palace and an Imperial Guard.
It is widely known as the biggest Presidential Palace in the world.
Tuesday, 28 August 2007
Introduction to East Korea
East Korea is a nation most people have never heard off.
It's situated east of North and South Korea and it mostly known for its influence on the East Korean warm water current. People ignore this nation because it is rather uncomfortable to talk about it.
It's not a strict democracy, in fact there is one Great Leader. It's not exporting electronic junk or toys with lead paint. It's just minding its own business which consists mainly of directing all efforts to keep the people happy and satisfied.
The USA therefore decided already in the 50s to erase this nation from the public memory and coerced all allies into doing the same. The Soviet Union adopted a similar policy because the Nation of East Korea refused to join the communist cause.
In this blog I will try to bring this great nation under the public attention.
reference:
http://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/East_Korea
It's situated east of North and South Korea and it mostly known for its influence on the East Korean warm water current. People ignore this nation because it is rather uncomfortable to talk about it.
It's not a strict democracy, in fact there is one Great Leader. It's not exporting electronic junk or toys with lead paint. It's just minding its own business which consists mainly of directing all efforts to keep the people happy and satisfied.
The USA therefore decided already in the 50s to erase this nation from the public memory and coerced all allies into doing the same. The Soviet Union adopted a similar policy because the Nation of East Korea refused to join the communist cause.
In this blog I will try to bring this great nation under the public attention.
reference:
http://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/East_Korea
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