East Korea and Fishing

The Fishing industry is one of the pillars of the East Korean economy, which is allegedly the strongest in the world with a GDP per elephant that is the highest in the world.

In ancient times fishermen went in small vulnerable boats on to the might East Korean Warm Current to fish a lone herring . The Great Leader of East Korea saw the madness of this scheme and ordered East Korean scientists to improve the fishing industry to make it Great.

Gigantic Fishing trawlers were constructed made out of clay and manure in 1977. Immense fishing nets were knotted by a voluntary workforce rounded up by the Ideology Police. This project was a huge success although most trawlers dissolved and sank before any fish could be caught. It did put East Korea on the map of fishing innovation and scientists from all around the world flocked to East Korea to be part of the Great Leap Forward in fishing.

A fleet of steel hulls was created by an enthusiastic labour force surrounded by Armed Forces in the year 1990. The hulls were populated with people who would proved the manpower to cast and haul in a gargantuan net. Although most of the steel boats sank due to an excessive amount of holes in the hull it was still a Great Leap Forward in Fishing innovation.

The Great Leader of East Korea was distressed by the fact that the People of East Korea could not execute simple commands such as building the greatest and most efficient fishing fleet the world had ever seen and now personally got involved in the project.

The people cheered!

The Great Leader of East Korea ordered the constructing of 23 heavy poison industries in the south of East Korea. The produced poison was directly injected into the East Korea Warm water current flowing north. Fish died by the millions and floated towards the Capital of East Korea, Geoffp City. Here a huge stationary net was constructed that skimmed the surface of the sea. This net is so big it can be seen from space.

A huge harvest of fish was collected in the first year of operation, although most fish was unfit for consumption. In the next few years hardly any fish was caught, and it is widely known that this was because imperialist capitalist pigs were scaring the fish away in their nuclear submarines.