Interview with an East Korean

Interviewer (INT): Hello, I am from abroad, from far away and I wish to ask you some question about the Great Nation of East Korea!
Old Lady (OL): GeoffP is the Greatest Leader in the world!
INT: What is it like living in East Korea?
OL: It is better than living in Heaven because East Korea is the Greatest Country in the world.
INT: Could you give some more specific examples of why East Korea is great?
OL: Everything is East Korea is Great! Thanks to the Great Leader of East Korea!
INT: I hear it rains a lot in East Korea?
OL: Vicious imperialist lies. The weather of East Korea is the Greatest Weather in the World!
INT: Is it true that the people are often hungry?
OL: Yes, We are hungry for the Wisdom of the Great Leader. May he be Generous and enlighten us.
INT: Who is this rough-looking man behind you btw?
OL: There is nobody behind me.
INT: That suspicious looking man that is listening in on our conversation.
OL: You must have hit your head on your way to East Korea because there is nobody there.
INT: THERE..THAT MAN (grabs suspicious man by coat).
OL: Oh, that man. He is a member of the Great Organization For Ideological Control.
INT: what's that?
OL: It's an organization of people who like helping old ladies cross the street.
INT: thank you very much for this enlightening interview.
OL: I thank the Great Leader of East Korea for providing me with everything.