There is nothing better than putting a nation on the map by having a celebrity! Who had ever heard Belgium before Jean-Claude van Damme entered the scene with his muscles and legs capable of splitting towards infinity, the muscles from Brussles. Exactly, noboby!
Ironically, one of the most famous celebrities ever, if you rely on porn bots spamming forums, is Jessica Alba. A little known rumour is that Jessica Alba has allegedly connections to the Great Nation of East Korea.
The following press release picture actually shows Jessica Alba with the medal for for Great Heroic Contributions to Spreading Myuunitaranism to the People of the World. Myuunitaranism is the official religion of East Korea.
The nation of East Korea is very Proud to have Jessica Alba as a role model, because there is nobody in the world who would be a better role model except for the Great Leader of East Korea.
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